futhark: (resting face)
Caster [Cú Chulainn]🔥Aef's rockstar tattoo artist ([personal profile] futhark) wrote2017-09-14 06:10 pm

INBOX

"I'm not here right now. Just leave a message and I'll get back to you."



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boneofsword: (full bs smirk)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-21 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't dance.

[Archer may not remember, but he's quite sure his education lacked that part.]

So you decided to spend the night on the Near Shore?
boneofsword: (not impressed)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-21 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Archer notices the wording and starts getting a bit suspicious.]

Somehow you say.
boneofsword: (...not really)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-21 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
And you couldn't refuse--

[Archer stops, narrowing his eyes. It suddenly clicks - he does remember the legend of Cú Chulainn and the various geiss placed upon him. Including the one where the said hero can't refuse offer of hospitality.]

You can't refuse because of the geiss, right?
boneofsword: (defeat is not an option)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-21 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That's troublesome.

[Archer ponders with a frown. Of course there's no Grail War here, but such knowledge can be used to gain unfair advantage.

There may be a possible way to avoid such outcome.]


I have an offer to make - if anyone invites you to spend the night with them remember that my offer was first. So come home and sleep on my bed.
boneofsword: (listen to what I say)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-21 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Too bad that Archer is being serious here.]

Bed is big enough for two. That, or I'll sleep on the floor.
boneofsword: (only a flesh wound)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-21 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. [Archer's lips quirk into an almost-smile.] I'm offering you a way out of uncomfortable situation.
boneofsword: (smug as ever)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-22 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That means I have to offer it every morning. [It's said almost jokingly. Almost.]

[Bed may be comfortable enough, but Niles?]
boneofsword: (that is possible)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-23 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That depends which offer has more weight to you. But it's true, unless your geiss specifies what to choose if you get two offers of hospitality.

[Yes, Archer does seriously ponder.]
boneofsword: (Impressive)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-23 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Archer actually knows that, and while it is Caster's temple he's invited to Archer's bed. So his offer circumvents that.]

What if you have two offers of hospitality and can follow only one?
boneofsword: (...not really)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-23 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
So it won't really work.

[Have a disappointed sigh. Archer really hoped it's going to work.]

Unless you're fine with spending most of the night in the bed you prefer and teleport elsewhere when you wake up.
boneofsword: (plotting takes time)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-23 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll tell you straight out when I want to bed you.

[When and not if. Easy to ignore.]

I'm not so sure. You had to accept the offer of hospitality, and you're using your True Name here.
boneofsword: (only a flesh wound)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-23 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Definitely worst time for everything else. Luck rank E, remember.]

Not many here represent themselves.
boneofsword: (tide ebbs)

[personal profile] boneofsword 2017-10-23 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I trust your judgement.

[And have your back in case something happens.

...which will certainly do, knowing that Cú Chulainn is known for making worst decisions. But sssh, no one's going to mention it.]
Edited 2017-10-24 13:29 (UTC)